The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)

This is one funny post which you surely do not want to miss out.

In this page you can find 25 funny analogies written by students. Judy mentions in her post that she got this as an email forward. Certainly worth a read, and regarding my favourite 3, here it goes:

1. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
2. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
3. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.